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Igor Spectre Hymn Book
A warm welcome from our Great Leader:
“Whoever drinks the purple Kool-Aid I give him will never thirst.” – Book of Igor 4:16
Welcome, brothers and sisters, to the dawn of a new age of rock and roll. If you’ve been handed this pamphlet, take comfort in knowing that your soul burns bright with the Igor Faith, and that Salvation awaits you. Lo! What grand adventures await upon the arrival of the Great Comet Ba’Balu! It quickly approaches Earth and we must be ready. Will you heed the call? Will you don your jumpsuit and lace up your shoes and embrace fully the love of the Igor Faith? In honor of Ba’Balu, I’ve prepared a new book of hymns, arriving soon to Bunkers 1-15, and shortly thereafter to Bunkers 16-20, and of course to the families in Farm Bunker. Pray, my children. Pray well. My sermon is almost ready, and the Comet is nigh.